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You got to have this song on your pc on your cd or vinyl collection

Reflekt feat. Delline Bass - Need To Feel Loved

Come and catch a fire baby, don't let me fade away, don't let me fade away

Come and catch a feeling, it's a electrifying me
With eyes wide open, I'm dreaming
Breathe for me baby, a wake before I'm down
Come and free me baby, a wake before I'm down,
a wake before I'm down

Come and touch me baby
I need to be loved
Come and hold me baby
I need to feel loved, I need to feel loved
Come and catch a fire, don't let me fade away
Come and catch a fire baby, don't let me fade away
Come and catch a feeling, it's a electrifying me
Eyes wide open, I'm dreaming
Pray for me baby, awake before I'm down
Pray for me baby, awake before I'm down
Come and touch me baby
I need to belong
Come and hold me baby
I need to feel loved
I'm in love, in love, in love
I'm in love, in love, in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

I'm in love, in love, in love
I'm in love, in love, in love
I'm in love
I'm in love

Come and touch me baby
I need to be loved
Come and hold me baby
I need to feel loved
I need to feel loved
I need to feel loved
I need to feel loved
I need to feel loved

1. Thou shall not rent Chocolat
   
   
2. Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
   
   
3. Any man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be legally killed and eaten by his fellow partygoers.
   
   
4. When you are queried by a buddy’s wife, girlfriend, mother, father, priest, shrink, dentist, accountant, or dog walker, you need not and should not provide any useful information whatsoever as to his whereabouts. You are permitted to deny his very existence.
   
   
5. Unless he murdered someone in your immediate family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12 hours.
   
   
6. You may exaggerate any anecdote told in a bar by 50% without recrimination; beyond that, anyone within earshot is allowed to call “Bullshit!” Exception: When trying to pick up a girl, the allowable exaggeration rate rises to 400%
   
   
7. If you’ve known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is off-limits forever.
   
   
8. The minimum amount of time you have to wait for another guy who’s running late is 5 minutes. For a girl, you are required to wait 10 minutes for every point of hotness she scores on the classic 1-10 scale.
   
   
9. Bitching about the brand of free beer in a buddies refrigerator is forbidden. You may gripe if the temperature is unsuitable.
   
   
10. No man is ever required to buy a birthday present for another man. (In fact, even remembering a friend’s birthday is strictly optional.)
    
    
11. Agreeing to distract the ugly friend of a hot babe your buddy is trying to hook up with is your legal duty. Should you get carried away with your good deed and end up having sex with the beast, your pal is forbidden to speak of it, even at your bachelor party.
    
    
12. Before dating a buddies ex, you are required to ask his permission; and he, in return is required to grant it.
    
    
13. Women who claim they “love to watch sports” must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the ability to pick a buffalo wing clean.
    
    
14. If a man’s zipper is down, that’s his problem — you didn’t see nothin’.
    
    
15. The universal compensation for buddies who help you move is beer.
    
    
16. Your girlfriend must bond with your buddies’ girlfriends within 30 minutes of meeting them. You are not required to make nice with her gal pals (significant dick-heads — low level sports bonding) is all the law requires.
    
    
17. When stumbling upon other guys watching a sports event, you may always ask the score of the game in progress, but you may never ask who’s playing.
    
    
18. When your girlfriend/wife expresses a desire to fix her whiney friend with your pal, you may give her the go-ahead only if you’ll be able to warn your buddy and give him time prepare excuses about joining the priesthood.
    
    
19. It is permissible to consume a fruity chick drink only when you’re sunning on a tropical beach. And it’s delivered by a topless supermodel. And it’s free.
    
    
20. Unless you’re in prison, never fight naked.
    
    
21. A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
    
    
22. If a buddy is outnumbered, outmanned, or too drunk to fight, you must jump into the fight. Exception: If within the last 24 hours his actions have caused you to think “What this guy needs is a good ass-whoopin,” you may sit back and enjoy.
    
    
23. Friends don’t let friends wear speedos. Ever. Issue closed.
    
    
24. Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while weight lifting: “Yeah, baby, push it!” “C’mon, give me one more!” “Harder!” “Another set and we can hit the showers.” “Nice ass, are you a Sagittarius?”
    
    
25. Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the last slice of pizza, but not both. That’s just plain mean.
    
    
26. If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you’d better be referring to his beer.
    
    
27. Never join your girlfriend/wife in dissing a buddy, except when she’s withholding sex pending your response.
    
    
28. Never talk to a man in the bathroom unless you’re on equal footing: both urinating, both waiting in line. In all other situations, a nod is all the conversation you need.
    
    
29. If a buddy is already singing along to a song in the car, you may not join him ... too gay.
    
    
30. Before allowing drunken friend to cheat on his girl, you must attempt one intervention. If he is able to get on his feet, look you in the eye, and deliver a “Fuck off!” You are absolved of your of responsibility.
    
    
31. The morning after you and a babe who was formerly “just a friend” have carnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you’re feeling weird and guilty is no reason not to nail her again before the discussion about what a big mistake it was.
    
    
32. In Black Jack, always split aces and eights. No arguments.

Some crazy stuff with toothbrushes going down on each other.
I like the last position ;)

WTF where the guys at Xelibri thinking when they approved this?! I have to give them credit anyway, for the ugliest campaign ever.

Some wise chinese words of wisdom (be sure to take note hahahaha):

Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

Man who run in front of quad get tired.

Man who run behind quad get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! but next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Man who fart in church sit in own pew.

Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

You just have to see this, it`s the best memo ever, hehe. I have just received the picture by mail and I thought such a big problem like the one they have there in the UK at Durham University must be shared with the world, especially after the hi tech investigation going on there.
I'm still laughing.

I just came back from the club and I`m pretty drunk!
I just felt the need to post this:

Andain - You once told me

"You once told me
I will know it enough
oh let me tell you something
yeah I do
you once told me
I won't feel it enough
let me tell you that
baby I do

Sometimes I find myself in a sea
in a dream that's so far away
sometimes
Tell me what's happened to me
sometimes I see myself falling
although I don't show it much
sometimes I'm crazy for you
well maybe I'm fine
and tell me you're mine but
sometimes I find myself
in a Sea..
in a dream that's so far away
sometimes
tell me what's happened to me

Tell me baby can you hold me now
we don't have to say it I feel it too
and maybe I'm falling or maybe
but I am not showing it much
tell me baby
can you see me now
show me baby that I don't know how
how can I start to see inside the fall
but sometimes I find mysef in a sea
in a dream that's so far away
sometimes
tell me what's happened to me

In a sea, in a dream that's so far away
sometimes
tell me what's happened to me..."

the lyrics to a track that I`m listening right now!

I don`t know if you are aware of this but the internet in China is censored (don`t know how but it just is). Recently Google opened www.Google.cn and suprize - surprise:

Google - Google China

I find this upsetting on sooo many levels.

later edit:
I've researched a little and it seems that in the past china has blocked google completely and then allowed access again but blocked certain keywords, this was independent of google servers and was done by automatically disrupting the connection with google servers when a certain action was detected, at that time google was negotiating with Chinas officials, now it seems that google censors directly (maybe to make it easier for the Chinese servers that block the rest).
HUMAN RIGHTS people.....helllooo?!?!?! Anybody there?

I just know this has happened to you: A song is stuck into your mind, you like it, you sing it, you want to get it but you have NO idea who's song it is or what it's called.....Now stuff like that happens to me all the time (i like music very mutch) and I found that asking people around (trying to sing to them to see if they know it) doesn't help at all.
So this is what i've found: The Song Tapper - you just have to tap the beat of the song using the space key on your keyboard and it will search the database and tell you what song it is. Isn't that great ;)
The system isn't working perfectly yet but it usually gets it right so give it a try (you can also add songs to the database, you can teach it)

Link

I didn't have a lot of time lately (lying, I'm just lazy as hell) so there is not mutch posting activity around here lately.
The thing is, I read the reviews for my blog on stumble and that gave me a boost. I wish comments like that would start o appear here also in the future. Now I`m just babbling (is that even a word?!?!) :)) I will just try to dig up some interesting stuff I`ve seen lately.... let`s see if I'll find something good enough to post.
See ya!

The previous post ended up to be a sand one instead of an interesting/funny thing so searched for something more positive.
And here it is: Owen, is an one year old Hippo baby that was rescued by wildlife rangers after the floods in Kenya., the little fellow was adopted by Mzee (old man in Swahili), an 100 year old tortoise.
According to the staff at the Wildlife Sanctuary of Mombasa: "The hippo follows the tortoise around and licks his face."
How CUTE is that?!?! :)

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A seven-tonne whale was spotted in central London, "It is about 16-18ft long (5 meters), so is relatively mature. It is a very long way from home and we don't know why it has ended up here."

Over the years dolphins and seals have been seen in the Thames but never whales..... Maybee the whale wanted to pay a visit to the Prince of Whales :))

edit: just found out that the whale died, that's just sad :((

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Of course it won't work, because you are STUPID that's why. It's absolutely incredible how stupid some people are. If you don't know what you are doing, ASK SOMEONE who knows! Trust me it's not that hard.

later edit: I've found the original Forum Thread for this one: Link
ENJOY!